I hate charts. I just despise 'em.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Is he weeping?" said the one with the softest heart.

Why is it that people who cannot show feeling presume that that is a strength and not a weakness?

Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers.

Anyone who keeps learning stays young.

Though I lost you years ago, I dreamed you were here. That dream gave me the inspirational feeling that I could make it one more day.

I am not a player to have regrets. I should have stayed at certain clubs longer, but I don't regret.

A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

Seeing the Mexican fighters, it gave me, physically and mentally, ready for an all our war.

This isn't meant to last. This is for right now.

And the success of the union movement, historically, has always been to benefit all working men and women - not just people who belong to the union.