I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

The tear-stained letters of my regret will remain forever unread, for I am never going to be strong enough to give them to you.

I do believe, as my father once said, that "No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out."

Actually, as president of the Conference of Mayors, we passed the Simpson-Bowles plan as a template, as a template, as a frame work for moving forward and the president has done the same.

Makeup can give you the confidence to...change your job, move abroad, get a pay raise.

Judge tenderly of me.

Reason is the illusion of reality

Surely the writer is to address a world of laborers, and such therefore must be his own discipline.

We heap up around us things that we do not need as the crow makes piles of glittering pebbles.

I’ve always considered it a great privilege to be a musician, I’ve never lost sight of that.

Read Blake or go to hell, that's my message to the modern world.