I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

I love objectivity when mine.

We may fail of our happiness strive we ever so bravely but we are less likely to fail if we measure with judgment our chances and our capabilities.

You need not to know much about Heaven-it is where Christ is, and that is Heaven enough for us.

Love does not appear with any warning signs. You fall into it as if pushed from a high diving board.

The goal seems to me at times just to be business first.

You've got to set high standards for yourself.

Republicans seems to me to be chiefly concerned with holding on to what they have: in society, it's position, or respectability, or what you will; in business, of course, it's profit.

Posterity alone rightly judges kings. Posterity alone has the right to accord or withhold honors.

Life is like a butterfly. You can chase, or you can let it come to you.

There are but two ways of paying debt: Increase of industry in raising income, increase of thrift in laying out.