I hate giving advice, because people won't take it.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Open up your Mind Rockin' Minds to the Cold Hard Reality that is my Songs & Dreams.

When an idea takes hold, nothing can stop it!

Not everyone is born a great leader, but anyone can foster core leadership competencies for themselves and become actionable, effective leaders.

Silence. All human unhappiness comes from not knowing how to stay quietly in a room.

I can't stand clutter. I can't stand piles of stuff. And whenever I see it, I basically just throw the stuff away.

As Christians, we're under oath all the time. We're not always required to say everything we think or know, but we're always to speak as He did-truthfully.

Yeah, but Jesus is the most important thing to me and I want to be bold about it.

Absolutely determined to ensure that Microsoft complies fully with the 2004 anti-trust decision.

You're wearing at least four different kinds of sweater." "This is a scarf." "You look tarred and sweatered.

Live theatre provides a rush you can't get in film or television. But it is the TV and film work that offers the leisure to go off and do a play.