I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Maybe the books can get us half out of the cave. They just might stop us from making the same damm insane mistakes!

Start your day by awakening early to welcome the morning sun with a smile, love, and gratitude.

Traveling equals having experiences which translate into more opportunities for exposing incorrect ideas about life.

People on the outside think there’s something magical about writing…

This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the more they give the more they possess.

On the holy boughs of the Celestial Tree High up in the heavenly fields, Beyond terrestrial desire My soul-bird a warm nest has built.

Overall we need to get tougher and bigger.

If I do something weird, play it twice and it's a new part.

NAFTA was much more popular among US corporations than GATT, because NAFTA is highly protectionist in ways that GATT is not.

Nothing is certain in London but expense.