I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

What is belief - what is faith - if you don't continue it after failure?

God wants us to know that when we have Him, we have everything.

We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade.

I don't even want to have things associated with my name on the internet - it's very dangerous.

Sustainability is another word for justice, for what is just is sustainable and what is unjust is not.

I apologize to those supporting Wii U about the lack of new titles from Nintendo in January and February but please understand we will have new titles to offer from March onward.

New fashions (of all sorts) come from unexpected places, not from the arbiters of what's correct.

It's nearly every country's tactic to keep their greatest competitors a secret.