I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Wisely selecting the words we use to describe the experiences in and of our lives can make us feel better thus impacting our decisions and actions.

I am a friend to any brave and gallant outlaw.

Preparing for the worst is an activity I have taken up since I turned thirty-five, and the worst actually began to happen.

When I look at something, it is certain that for an instant I am one with what I see.

They that hold the greatest farmes, pay the least rent (applyed to rich men that are unthankful to God).

Hollywood continues to present the US army as being the good guys, always defeating the aliens or foreigners.

Korean feminism has been swept away by popular culture. It became a sort of old-fashioned trend or a joke.

We the money team Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream

December is a month that is rife with nostalgia. If there's anything deep in your heart that you want to keep buried, you can count on December to bring it to the surface.

You need eagles wings to get over things that make no sense in this world.