I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you.

Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion

As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

The first duty of life is to live.

When two partners always agree, one of them aint necessary.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I always try to improve, to find new ways of expressing myself, to keep looking for truth and originality.

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I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.

I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

Through love, you see the whole world, not just people, differently.

I do not want two classes of citizens in this country. I want everybody to prosper. That's going to be a top priority.

Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.

We love cats more than we love women [with Marilyn Manson].

A sick society must think much about politics, as a sick man must think much about his digestion.

Loneliness is a strange gift.

If each of us were to confess his most secret desire, the one that inspires all his plans, all his actions, he would say: "I want to be praised."

I like things where I can do a physical transformation, and I love accents and voices, and I'm never going to play the same character twice.

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

You can eat an elephant one bit at a time.