I hate mornings. They start so early.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I do not care for the money, just for the glory.

Humanity’s greatest advances are not in its discoveries – but in how those discoveries are applied to reduce inequity.

People are very narcissistic. It's not all their fault. We live in a society where there is a magazine for you, a channel for you, a perfume for you.

You do not 'suffer' if you decide 'that's the way it is' rather than 'why is it this way?'

The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are governed at all.

Real movie producers arent this nice.

A man--poet, prophet, or whatever be may be--readily persuades himself of his right to all the worship that is voluntarily tendered.

What is conceived well is expressed clearly.

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress

Leaving GH was not my choice. I wanted to stay and work out a deal, and that was not an option to me.