I hate music, especially when it's played.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

Ah, Lovely October, as you usher in the season that awakens my soul, your awesome beauty compels my spirit to soar like an leaf caught in an autumn breeze and my heart to sing like a heavenly choir.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

Sanji: That's right he's a rubberman Chopper: What do you mean?Sanji: I mean he's a monster

Voting is a right best exercised by people who have taken time to learn about the issues.

Like Chekhov, I am a collector of souls... if I hadn't been an artist, I could have been a psychiatrist.

To bring deserving things down by setting undeserving things up is one of its perverted delights; and there is no playing fast and loose with the truth, in any game, without growing the worse for it.

Canada is currently the only major industrialized country in the world that does not allow any private administration of health care services that are provided by the public system.

Quarterbacks are always ready.

We are so happy to advise others that occasionally we even do it in their interest.

Deep listening helps us to recognize the existence of wrong perceptions in the other person and wrong perceptions in us.