I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

I press my lips hard against hers, tasting her desire, her pain, her love, her confusion. At once I’m in two lives, two worlds, two places.

Her face looks as if it had worn out two bodies.

I was always really drawn to that fantasy world, more than a sci-fi world, in terms of outer space stuff. I think it's so cool.

Measure the hope of that moment, that feeling. Everything else will be measured against it.

I never threw away that paper with my Grammy speech because I haven't hit the pinnacles I plan to reach.

Luxury is the opposite of the naturally necessary.

I started modeling because I thought it would be a good stepping stone for what I was studying (marketing), but since I started it I never had any intention to fail.

John Quincy Adams most certainly was a part of the Revolutionary War era. He was a young boy, but he was actively involved.

You try to get to know your character as best as you can before you start filming - whats written and not written.

When you have a problem, if you tell the truth, the problem becomes part of your past. If you lie, it becomes part of your future.