I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

The rain that fell on the city runs down the dark gutters and empties into the sea without even soaking the ground

In the end, they wanted security more than they wanted freedom.

I don't know how many serious Christians exist here in America, but the Japanese, the younger generation is leaving the Buddhist religion mentality behind.

Let’s just put it this way: if you think there’s a thing – anything – women didn’t do in the past, you’re wrong.

The Heavenly Father does not ask for golden vessels. He does not ask for silver vessels. God asks for yielded vessels.

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

To say that "the camera cannot lie" is merely to underline the multiple deceits that are now practised in its name.

The Tea Party movement as I perceive it is all about recognizing the difference between state and federal powers. And that there are limits to federal power that need to be respected.

We are less lonely when we connect. Art is connection.

Love is found in the things we've given up, more than in the things that we have kept.