I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth.

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past.

Whether we're talking about race or gender or class, popular culture is where the pedagogy is, it's where the learning is.

In every victory, Let it be said of me...My source of strength, My source of hope... Is Christ alone.

Nobody is ever just a straight up protagonist or antagonist - everybody's morally ambiguous.

Even if there isn't a God, I believe in the one we've created.

What's surprising is that the people who fought against torture here are the communists.

To marry without love betrays as surely as to love without marriage.

Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet...it's a tuba among the flutes.

I'm thankful there are children watching at home who can finally relate to a new Miss America.

Love needs two things: it has to be rooted in freedom and it has to know the art of trust.

Mature? Yeah, I get told that a lot. I don't know if it's true. I guess I try to be bright.