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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.


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About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.



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I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.



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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.



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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.



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