I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It’s sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it’s really not that sad.

You cannot intimidate people with real bullets, but you can intimidate them with fake gun.

Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.

You get to be famous or have some notoriety and there are so many people who want a piece of you.

The left understands the media. The left wields it, and the right sits on the sidelines and complains.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Musical composition should bring happiness and joy to people and make them forget their troubles.

It always felt like I had to be a realist.

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong.

Don't just be yourself. Be all of your selves.

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.