I hate sports. My reaction to the ball is this [kicks soccer ball] Don't kick it back to me. I don't wanna see it again.

I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach?

The Internet is awesome because it's...there.

I sometimes think 'Gordon' must be the most bootlegged album in U.S history, since it sold only 200,000 copies in the country, yet 800,000 kids know the words to every song.

Putting a piece of you in your protagonist adds depth and merges the worlds of fiction and reality.

There are struggles you cannot win, but a man can meet his own heart if value is found in loss. Give yourself permission to cry.

She always thought of Aaron as special not less. He was God’s gift to her, and she wouldn’t trade him for the world.

Gran...I just want to say thank you for everything. I didn't realize how much you sacrificed.” “Children never do. Good Lord made it that way.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

I think Rick Berman just called me and asked me if I wanted to do the show [Star Trek: Enterprise], and he said they'd write an arc if I'd do it.

If you're morally clear you are not on the Left

As you love yourself, so shall you love others. Strange but true, with no exceptions.

So, if falling crime rates coincide with the rise of violent video games and increasing violence on TV and at the cinema, should we conclude that media violence is causing the drop in crime rates?

A life of peace, purity and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old age.

The truth is not so good a story.