I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

God is Maker of heaven and earth.

Enjoy a return to goodness produced each day in the tranquil and beneficent breath of the morning.

Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

There's a reason why the form was originally silent

Fitness begins with initiative and continues with consistency. The six pack abs is a byproduct of being healthy.

I am blessed beyond belief.

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

I sometimes hear people say women don't want to direct studio films, but I do. I want to direct big films, little films, TV. I want to do it all.

What gets measured, gets done. And what gets recognized gets done again, and even better.