I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Have faith that when bad things happen to you, I belief in an after life, it is better to suffer here on Earth than what awaits you. That is why I pray for pain, and I get it. I do.

All of my scenes were with Jason Isaacs. I could definitely see myself going on an adventure with him, and learning as an actor from him.

He who obeys God's laws finds him a father. He who disobeys them, finds him a judge.

It's a very valuable skill to succeed in life whether you work for a startup or a Fortune 500 company.

There is nothing so important in the family as the sacred quality of the meal.

So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?

I see myself fighting for about six more fights and I'll be done and happy with my career.

A happy ending isn't really the end. It's just the place where you choose to stop telling the story.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

We got to stay awake for all these lizards and snakes; Some of them come as friends, some of them come as Jakes.

A musician, an artist, an architect: the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.