I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

If there's nothing to learn because we know it all, what's the challenge? Why would the effort matter? What would be the point? - Odd Thomas

Discipline is needed in our temperance.

I have seen the science I worshiped, and the aircraft I loved, destroying the civilization I expected them to serve.

Liberty for all; chains for none.

The film is not a success until it makes money. It's only good when there's a dollar figure attached to the box office.

Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel.

Connan Mockasin from New Zealand. I met him a little while ago, I love his music.

Scientists are scientists. They're not really in a position to speak clearly on the moral dimensions, and they're not really comfortable doing that.

Authority is 20% given and 80% taken...so take it!

Listen up, Wanda. I know exactly what you don't want to be. But we're human, and we're selfish, and we don't always do the right thing. We aren't going to let you go. Deal with it.