I hate to keep repeating my mantra, but, boy, there are things happening that we did not expect to happen in any way, shape, manner, or form.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Israeli occupation exposes us very young to the extremes of our emotions, until we cannot feel except in the extreme.

He who wants to do everything will never do anything.

When women earn more, families are stronger, and children have better access to quality health care and education.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for maths.

Nobody can motivate himself in a positive direction by continually using negative words.

Strength of numbers is the delight of the timid. The Valiant in spirit glory in fighting alone.

Virtue lies in being absorbed in one's prayers in the presence of din and noise.

I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.

I can be like a lioness when defending my people.