I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World

Life is a constant process of change, for better or worse.

art is exposure. And until you've developed a degree of maturity to handle that knowledge, you are revealing what other people keep hidden.

Acting is the developing of one's own personality, too, you know. That's what the public buys in a star, shall we say, the personality thing.

All experiences are preordained by the Creator.

There is always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life.

People wish to learn to swim and at the same time to keep one foot on the ground.

If only the authorities could be made to realize that the forces leading them on in the armament race are just insane.

Reading is equivalent to thinking with someone else's head instead of with one's own.

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

Books are many things: lullabies for the weary, ointment for the wounded, armour for the fearful and nests for those in need of a home.

What you do every day matters more than what you do once in a while.

As the best wine doth make the sharpest vinegar, so the deepest love turns to the deadliest hate.

Most of our oldest memories are the product of repeated rehearsal and reconstruction.