I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a goddess.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

Kindness is a magical spell—performed by enlightened beings—meant to enchant hearts and lift weary souls that they might fly.

If women have young children, they are one man away from welfare.

If you dared to put your opinion into a factual piece, your editors said, "You can't do this. Write an op-ed."

I’m in awe of McCartney. He’s about the only one that I am in awe of. He can do it all. And he’s never let up... He’s just so damn effortless.

Often I look back and see that I had been many kinds of a fool-and that I had been happy in being this or that kind of fool.

If you wanna be loved, baby, you've got to love me, too. Oh yeah, cause I an't for no one side love affair.

And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade.

People want jobs, but nobody has a recipe for how to get them. And so they are trying different things.

Arguments about God are like pointing a flashlight toward the sky to see if the sun is shining.

But remember please, the Law by which we live, we are not built to comprehend a lie, we can neither love nor pity nor forgive. If you make a slip in handling us you die.