I hate you." I love you." You're a freak, you know that? Everyone says so. They always have." I'm trying not to be.

Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.

There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.

Old pictures look very rugged and young, and the people in the photographs always seem a lot happier than you are.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

I really think that everyone should have watercolors, magnetic poetry, and a harmonica.

Maybe these are my glory days, and I'm not ever realizing it because they involve a ball.

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you.

And I guess I realized at that moment that I really did love her. Because there was nothing to gain, and that didn't matter.

I am for true world peace and building a beautiful global garden for our children.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Still, looking through the old volumes was soothing, because thinking of the past made the present seem a little less real.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

[People] don't judge you on what would have happened in the absence of a decision.

Every time Donald Trump thinks things are not going in his direction, he claims whatever it is, is rigged against him.

A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

The new troops in Iraq need to be Iraqi troops.

If I don't have at least 4 or 5 failures a month, I feel like I'm not trying hard enough

And I want to say that my grandmother was one of the biggest inspirations in my life. She taught me how to be a real woman, to have strength and self-respect, and to never give those things away.