I have 12 paintings of Kaufman art. He is an amazing artist.

Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There's definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It's my favorite feeling. I live for it.

I don't believe in regrets; I believe your future is in your tomorrows.

Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.

Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

You feel alive to the degree that you feel you can help others.

It's hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.

He lives with his creativity in high gear.

Never say anything unless you have to.

I have to believe there's some other life force out there. I don't know in what form. But we can't have all these galaxies and universes without something going on.

There seems little correlation between poverty and honesty. One would rather expect the opposite

The problem with all politicians is that they are human.

Your words surround you like fog and make you hard to see.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

The gardener had a dread of small women; he'd always imagined them to have an anger disproportionate to their size.

We often talk to ourselves in ways that we would never let a stranger or even a friend talk to us.

Everything is global now. It's not London, it's not Spain, it's not Italy - everything is everywhere. So you have to be everywhere, I guess.

Men and women would be even more unhappy if they really understood one another.

A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.

Only by first acknowledging that we are living beings together here on this planet before labeling ourselves as anything else can we hope for peace on Earth.