I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

When he spoke of love, it was in the manner of someone who can recite a phrase in a foreign language but has no idea what it means. He only knows that it sounds pretty.

Peace, love and beauty are goals shared by every human heart. The question is whether our minds recognize them as such.

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

Walking the floor at a con dressed as Chewbacca, you might as well be Bono. I mean it's ridiculous. People just walk up and grab you and hold you, because they love Chewbacca so much.

When I'm in the mode of feeling positive about love, I don't really feel the need to mark it down in song. In fact, I know what that song would sound like, and I would not subject anybody to that.

The people of our state will no longer tolerate advocates of treason.

Everyone wants to win on Saturday afternoon when the game is played. It’s what you do the other six days that decides the outcome

Of course, I follow Bollywood. In fact, it's widely followed in Brazil.

We moved together very slowly toward the house, trying to understand its ugliness and ruin and shame.

You have to be taught to leave us alone. Leave us alone.