I have a cartoon where the guy is pretty much, he's a regular-sized guy, but he's the size of the island. He's saying no man is an island, but I come pretty damn close.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

You see yourself as a shipwreck, but we see your treasure glowing inside, beneath the oceans in your eyes.

All experiences are preordained by the Creator.

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better.

This one life has no form and is empty by nature. If you become attached by any form, you should reject it. If you see an ego, a soul, a birth, or a death, reject them all.

You allow yourself to discover the things that are already there when you play.

People innately have lots of solutions. It sounds like an obvious thing, but everyone thinks that they can be prime minister; everyone thinks that they can do a better job.

Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power.

I am a very judgmental person. Of myself and other people. I recognise it's a great fault, but I have no power over that.

It is an awful, an appalling thought, that we may be, this moment and every moment, in the presence of malignant spirits.

Human language is local and changeable, and is therefore incapable of being used as the means of unchangeable and universal information.