I have a couple of ideas for shows that I would love to bring to fruition in some way at some point.

If there's one big thing you can take from Amy Poehler as a performer, it's committing, full on.

You ought to be able to wear your character like a Lycra bodysuit.

I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is.

It's hard for me to shut off my writer brain completely.

I probably have the most fun on projects where there's some room to improvise.

I like it when shows end intentionally, and Review, especially, has such a long form narrative that it feels like you need to give it a thoughtfully constructed finale.

In sketch comedy, wear your character like a hat, not a suit of armor.

There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't thinking through the repercussions on others.

It's fun to play someone who seems evil and to reveal their vulnerabilities.

It's great fun to memorize somebody's biography, and then liberally play with the real facts of their life and go a step beyond reality.

Years don't mean anything, only what happens in them.

People are more interested in being visible than they are in loving other people.

Publicly, they claim to be thrilled to have the opportunity to engage directly with their customers; privately, they suspect, maybe even fervently hope, that Facebook and its spawn are fads.

We must prove our predictions about the future with action.

wheresoever the earth may be placed, or whithersoever it may be carried by its animal faculty, heavy bodies will always be carried towards it.

Fare thee well my nightingale, I lived but to be near you. Thow you are singing somewhere still I can no longer hear you.

I learned so much from Sue about the Xs and Os of the game of basketball.

If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it

There is no hope the future will but turn the old sand in the falling glass of time.

Comedy has to have momentum in order for it to keep moving along.