I have a dark sense of humor.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.

I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.

Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

I believe that writers, unless they consider themselves terribly exquisite, are at heart people who live by night, a little bit outside society, moving between delinquency and conformity.

We've never been people that go around and confront people that have been financially successful and say, 'We hate you. We envy you because of how well you're doing.'

Mainly I'm a vegan because I like animals, and I don't want to be involved in their suffering. Also, it's better for my health and for the environment.

I am for people. I can't help it.

Ask people for help. You'll be all right. Don't worry. It's a great adventure, your life, and it has only just begun.

The most important sign in Matthew has to be the restoration of the Jews to the land in the rebirth of Israel.

Love consists in feeling the Sacred One beating inside the loved one.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Training our mind through meditation does not mean forcibly subjugating it or beating it into shape.