I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Knowledge gives shows us a direction education gives us power to walk.

It sounded so weird when people called shoyu "soy sauce." It made it sound like Tabasco or something instead of the clean and perfect thing that it was.

The literary wiseacres prognosticate in many languages, as they have throughout so many centuries, setting the stage for new hautmonde in letters and making up the public's mind.

My health has benefited the most from practising Wing Chun.

Meaning is man-created. And because you constantly look for meaning, you start to feel meaninglessness.

I never eat salad. I make sure I don't put a lot of junk into my system, but I hate vegetables!

A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

Pure knowledge is not imparted by another; it comes unmasked. It is the one that is listening: it is your own true nature.

While each of us faces enormous challenges every day, it's not the sins we commit that will define us, its how we respond to them.