I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

I like pulling on a baggy bee suit, forgetting myself and getting as close to the bees' lives as they will let me, remembering in the process that there is more to life than the merely human.

There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody anywhere anytime.

When we believe in lies, we cannot see the truth, so we make thousands of assumptions and we take them as truth. One of the biggest assumptions we make is that the lies we believe are the truth!

I am not a madman or a nut.

I don't want to play in pain. I'm 25, it's my life.

It is easy to become the dupe of a deferred purpose, of the promise the future can never keep.

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

All children paint like geniuses. What do we do to them that so quickly dulls this ability?

If women really did have complete equality with men, society would be completely overturned.

If you're playing with the best, you just rise up to that level