I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.

Learn to enjoy the way as much as you would enjoy when you reach the destination.

Football teams that lost their matches can have many other chances to play in successive seasons

The pearl on my beloved's neck, Afflicted sore the oyster!

But why? Why do you need prophets to tell you how you ought to live? Why do you need anyone to tell you how you ought to live

Israel's [as well as our] enjoyment of the land is contingent on their behavior. Blessings or cruses lie before them; the choice is theirs.

A father is very miserable who has no other hold on his children's affection than the need they have of his assistance, if that can be called affection.

I feel a frantic desire to free myself. To start all over again and in another way.

[Companies that specialized in how to destroy unions] don't make it a secret, and they have all sorts of techniques for management to destroy unions.

As long as you have certain desires about how it ought to be you can't see how it is.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.