I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because I'm a funny comedian. I'm an entertainer.

Imma go to Starbucks in the morning for some coffee, if it ain't no girls there i won't buy no damn coffee!

Less opinion, more perspective.

Ladies, if you saw me jackin off in a ferrari would you be jealous?

You are what you choose to identify with. You have the choice. A mouse raised by pigeons.

I want the world to see, you can have a million stones thrown at you and you can still be positive.

When I was younger, I didn't even know how to walk. I was so self-conscious.

Let's stop fracking. Who knows about hydraulic fracking? I'm like, whodie, get that oil out the ocean!

Last time I failed is when I fell in love with distractions.

I'm a real positive person. Non-violent. Love everybody. I'm definitely an asset to the world.

Every single person you meet, look at them like a golden million dollar baby.

Stress is a dragon.Believe in it and you’re toast.Slay your stress.

If you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

Because I don't take money, I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with almost any orchestra.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

What is the character trying to say? Why? Be as specific as you can, using sense images that evoke something about the character. Try using the character's senses, even if the character is you.

If we believe something does not exist unless we measure it, then we put aside: love, feeling, intuition, art and philosophy.

Wait until the world is free before you write a creed. In this creed there will be but one word -- Liberty.

Republicans are being loyal to their donors. They're being loyal to the paymasters, if you will. And it's squandering an opportunity.

I'm not very good at parties. I'm a wallflower.