I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.

Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

You can be a pharaoh. Like, a pharaoh means, that which you will become.

They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself 'Have they ever touched it? Think about it.

When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

People tell me to smile, I tell them the lack of emotion on my face doesn't mean I'm unhappy.

All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.

I watch like, Steve Jobs interviews, I don't really watch TV. I stopped watching TV when I turned like ten because my parents were like, 'TV's really bad for you.'

Power brings a man many luxuries, but a clean pair of hands is seldom among them.

America's been very, very good to me. I've been very lucky and worked a lot there, and appreciate and love the work that I've done.

I think true love is not only true personal love but totality of love, universal love - to be in love with everything manifest and everything unmanifest.

It's really important to take time for yourself because if you don't know what it is like to be a real person and spend time with a sense of normality, how can you play normal people in films?

Any survey of the free world's defense structure cannot fail to impart a feeling of regret that so much of our effort and resources must be devoted to armaments.

When I was born, my father wanted to drown me, but my mother persuaded him to let me live in disguise, to see if I could bring any wealth to the household.

War is not to be waged in the name of God.

When a new book is published, read an old one.

When greater perils men inviron, Then women show a front of iron; And, gentle in their manner, they Do bold things in a quiet way.

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.