I have a good team around me. I have people I trust around me. If I go the wrong way, they will yell at me. Just as they have in the past.

My dad taught me to be a leader or a follower, and he said follower ain't fun. So I want to be the leader of Bubba Watson.

It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on.

People started coining the phrase, 'Bubba Golf,' whatever you want to call it, which I like. 'Bubba Golf' is going to be fun. I mean, why do what everybody else does? That's boring.

If I have a swing, I have a shot.

It's about hitting the ball in the center of the club face and hitting it hard.

I just want to be me and play golf.

I keep defying the odds, you know.

If I've got a swing, I've got a shot.

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

When I got my tour card I cried. When I got my first win - and my first pay check - I cried. All these things make me cry.

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves.

Sometimes it pays not to be interested in what happened but in what did not happen.

Of asking nothing of the reader - but offering a still, quiet oasis in the cybersphere to go vertical with God. An island of stillness to know that He is God.

We may all end up dead, but we're sticking it to them in the meantime.

Nobody can motivate himself in a positive direction by continually using negative words.

If ISIS represents Islam, then the KKK represents Christianity

Her head throbbed as though gremlins were ripping holes in her brain

For a while I didn't believe in marriage. But I think I do believe in having a love. I'm not saying only one love ever, but in having a good, solid relationship. I think that's possible.

A cloud hangs over baseball. It's a cloud called drugs and it's permeated our game.