I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.

I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.

I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.

I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night.

I'm a committed Christian. I worship in my own way. That's my business. That's not the business of the pharisees who are going to preach to me about what I do and then do something else.

I'm just deeply disappointed that once again we may have to settle for the lesser of two evils.

We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

I think the recovery hasn't been stronger because the hole that was dug for President Obama by the Bush administration was far worse than anybody could imagine, first of all.

The Democratic Party, all the candidates from Washington, they all know each other, they all move in the same circles, and what I'm doing is breaking into the country club.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

I do not believe in decent women who do not know how to play the piano.

I have been very happy very rich very beautiful much adulated very famous and very unhappy.

We hate some persons because we do not know them and will not know them because we hate them.

The angels have never made it a secret that they are with us, they want us to know that they are here, and they do their best to give us signs all the time...

Misfortune, no less than happiness, inspires us to dream.

There's more to us than the moment we made a bad decision.

The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace.

Hit songs did not come out of musicals. Pop-rock was creating the hits. There were very few songs that made the charts out of any Broadway musical.

And presently I was driving through the drizzle of the dying day, with the windshield wipers in full action but unable to cope with my tears.