I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

Feel the fear and do it anyway.

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

I am passionately interested in understanding how my country works. And if you want to know about this thing called the United States of America you have to know about the Civil War.

Not biology, but ignorance of ourselves, has been the key to our powerlessness

But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.

Whoever knows himself knows God.

That is one good thing about this world - there are always sure to be more springs.

In daily life language is important, if not in itself, then as a symptom.

Well, now there's a remedy for everything except death.

I'm not greedy. I just want my half.