I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficult to go to work and, you know, cry for 12 hours.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.

Exhaust your worries and they will soon leave you.

I don't the life of a thug. I live the life of a sinner.

The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble with not believing them is becoming a dupe.

I’ve never really had a party before.” “Why did you have one now?” I say, just to keep him talking. He gives a half laugh. “I thought if I had a party, you would come.

The blowback against a bailout of Lehman would have been fierce. It is often forgotten, but the prevailing wisdom the day after Lehman fell was that its collapse was a good thing.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

We set the treatment of bodies so high above the treatment of souls, that the physician occupies a higher place in society than the school-master.

We also told her you weren't a serial killer," Brit interjected. Cam nodded. "That's a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he's not a serial killer. I'm going to put that on my Facebook profile.

The best design tool is a long eraser with a pencil at one end.

And so I urge you: carry on an ongoing conversation with God about the daily stuff of life, a little like Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof. For now, do not worry about "proper" praying, just talk to God.