I have a lot of good stories for talk shows about the conditions in which I worked.

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

I am trying to break free from my stripes addiction, but the pull is strong! I need help buying non-stripes.

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.

I'm a very boring person in my real life so I got to act out misbehaving fantasies was really fun.

As opposed to trying to make a kiss look romantic or sweet or passionate, it's kind of fun to just have the freedom to make it look weird, goofy and awkward.

I am wrestling with the overalls trend. I wore so many pairs in junior high, and no one thought they were cute. Perhaps I'll try them cuffed with a tasteful crop top?

It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show.

I like the Moth podcast a lot. I listen to that.

I'm not conservative, but I am kind of clean living in my own life.

I used to like to make myself sad, so I would listen to Bill Callahan as Smog.

Forever and ever Bonnie, I will always be your friend.

Has anyone sen Mr Snark " "I saw him in the tunnel about 15 minutes ago." "Oh no " wailed Dr Ferman "he will have been atomised." "Oh dear" muttered an MP. "Bye-election.

Nature is not only all that is visible to the eye... it also includes the inner pictures of the soul.

My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.

Enforcement isn’t about big government or small government. It’s about whether government works and who it works for.

The dictum that human nature cannot be changed is one of those tiresome platitudes that conceal from the ignorant the depths of their own ignorance.

Being cheerful and affable with people is by itself half of wisdom.

To become romantic artists, we must pierce the armor that hides our hearts, and the piercing is not comfortable.

Helping people doesn't have to be an unsound financial strategy.

Each day that you're moving toward your dreams without compromising who you are, you're winning