I have a lot of hostility.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

I’ll take stolen kisses and trysts in the cane fields for as long as I live over a life without you in it.

I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations.

Baton Rouge happens to be the worst place in the world for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum.

And so, it's not a thing of how many carries, but were you effective when you did carry.

Think about what is in front of you, if you must think.

It would be much easier to just make black, brown and beige clothes. But I do not see the world in black and white and beige. I find colors incredibly important.

There are only those you can live with, and those you can work to change.

Well, great authors are great people - but I believe that they are best seen at a distance.

One should not be too severe on English novels; they are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed.

People don't know the consolations of being unsuccessful ... If I had been successful I should have had no peace or time.