I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You've got to be willing to read other people's code, then write your own, then have other people review your code.

I'm very happy with what the gods have given me. I take life as she presents herself to me, and whatever you see in my face is what I have earned.

Democracy is a very admirable form of government - for dogs

Sonny Liston stood up to me and actually made me give ground. No one has ever done that to me before or since.

You okay in there?" "No, I'm hanging from a closet rod.

Do what gives you bliss.

It's nice to have a little bit of art to fall back on.

How can it be that the most wonderous and sacred human space - the womb - has become a place of unutterable violence?

Yesterday's rose endures in its name, we hold empty names.

You cannot raise a man up by calling him down.