I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

With you, intimacy colours my voice.even ‘hello’ sounds like ‘come here'.

Infinite is a meaningless word: except – it states / The mind is capable of performing / an endless process of addition.

A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.

It is what you think it is that makes it so, and not necessarily what it really is.

Some people feel, you make your case, if they listen to you, fine, if they don't, that's it. That's not what leadership is. Leadership is trying to continue to make a case.

Thinking is difficult and sometimes unpleasant.

Yes," replied Darcy, who could contain himself no longer, "but that was when I first knew her; for it is many months since I have considered her as one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance.

I will never belong to anyone—I will die before I allow that to happen.

As a director you have to - you don't have the option of saying, "I'm not watching this."

I don't really know why I chose bass except that it was different than guitar.