I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

I'm not much of a dancer.

The person who knows his calling will not be embarrassed in front of great and famous people because he knows who he is, and he knows the purpose of his life

The point is you are supposed to vote for the principle of the thing, not the itsy-bitsy detail about this percent and that percent.

We cannot close ourselves off to information and ignore the fact that millions of people are out there suffering.

Whenever anything nice happens in the world I always expect something appalling to happen immediately afterwards.

After darkness comes the light.

All day long and all night through, One thing only must I do: Quench my pride and cool my blood, Lest I perish in the flood.

Every individual human being born on this earth has the capacity to become a unique and special person, unlike any who has ever existed before or ever will exist again.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

There were days when no kid came out of his house without looking around. The week after Halloween had a quality both hungover and ominous, the light pitched, the sky smashed against the rooftops.

We are naïve and moralistic women. We are human beings. Who find politics a blight upon the human condition. And do not know how one copes with it except through politics.