I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

How does "Let go and let God" measure up against Scripture? Remember, the test isn't what sounds deep, what sounds holy, or even what makes sense to us. For the Christian, the test is Scripture.

The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor

(On being in a position of leadership) Even if it's your dog, you've got authority over somebody. Start treating him better.

I'm not just a candidate, I'm the President

A church without the broken is a broken church.

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.

I think my mission is to become the greatest human I can. I know that sounds pompous, but what else do we have?

The dispersing and scattering our names into many mouths, we call making them more great.

With 1.7 million private sector jobs lost and half a million jobs shipped overseas over the past three years, we must take action to spur job creation and restore economic prosperity.

We can choose to throw stones, to stumble on them, to climb over them, or to build with them.