I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Unless you understand the difference between insight and revelation, you will be far from transformation.

We have to accept that much of reality is ineffable and so to understand it we can't rely on words alone.

Error of omission begets new rules.

The greatest difficulty of Travel is that one is forced to take oneself along.

You were so busy trying to be my savior that you left me all alone.

I'm from Israel, so America has no limits. I started a record label, and then I started managing other artists, like Liza Minelli.

It's part of the fun of it to work with strong personalities.

Sometimes I just survive. But sometimes I stand on the rooftop of my existence, arms stretched out, begging for more.

It's not a terrible thing that we feel fear when faced with the unknown. It is part of being alive, something we all share.

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.