I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Don’t judge someone until you’ve stood at his forge and worked with his hammer, eh?

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

My mom modeled and made clothes, so I always had such an appreciation for design.

The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.

We approach markets backwards. The first thing we ask is not what can we make, but how much can we lose. We play a defensive game.

Everyone's conscience in religion is between God and themselves, and it belongs to none other.

Life turns on a dime. Sometimes towards us, but more often it spins away, flirting and flashing as it goes: so long, honey, it was good while it lasted, wasn’t it?

I learned not to care ... and to write for an imaginary reader whose tastes were similar to my own.

A Grecian history, perfectly written should be a complete record of the rise and progress of poetry, philosophy, and the arts.

To move past fear is a cliche.