I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

We all go through the same things - it's just a different kind of the same thing

When we give government the power to make medical decisions for us, we in essence accept that the state owns our bodies.

If we are going to save this country, if we are going to reestablish that belief in God, it's up to us. If we don't do it, who will?

We prefer humility in others - and if we prefer it in others - we can soon prefer it in ourselves.

My work holds up the mirror to hypocrisy, which puts me in a tradition of American writing that reaches back to Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Now that I have lost you I cannot allow you to develop, you must be a photograph not a poem.

I went down to the river, I set down on the bank. I tried to think but couldn't, So I jumped in and sank.

Don’t try to write a novel. Write short stories and then figure out how to connect them.

When you have an individual that is committed to killing someone else, you can't expect a restraining order or the police to provide 24-hour protection.

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books.