I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

There are always two voices in our heads, the good and the bad. The tricky part is to figure out which one of them is doing the talking.

Truthful words are not beautiful beautiful words are not truthful. Good words are not persuasive persuasive words are not good.

Gardening is, apart from having children, the most rewarding thing in life

I was at school when Britney Spears' 'Baby One More Time' came out. I changed my uniform to look like hers. I just looked slutty after that, so thank you, Britney.

Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again.

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.

If you want your own distinctive voice, you first have to become someone.

When you help someone through a health issue, positively impact someone's personal wealth, or take a sincere interest in their children, you engender life-bonding loyalty.

Since I've become more observant of how bikes and cars interact, I've decided that bicyclists have two major safety threats: cars and themselves.