I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

Once I had been introduced to depression, I realized if I wanted to help my friend and preserve our friendship, I needed to understand what the illness was all about.

To overcome something great you must first learn to overcome your own fears.

Only when the flower vase will be itself in bloom, only then we got the real wonder of poetry

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams.

Much of what I make is geometric, and has a kind of almost mathematical logic to the form.

Words are most malignant, the most treacherous possession of mankind. They are saturated with the sorrows of all time.

I am never frightened when I tell the truth.

The world is slowly evolving into a place where the things that we have seen as being taboo are starting to open up a bit more.

Nine tenths of the ills from which intelligent people suffer spring from their intellect.

When you have the opportunity, you strike.