I have a practice of really not talking about the competition. I'm from the old school.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Oh the beauty of nature! Oh the magical heart touching flower.My heart wants to bloom like you with love, joy, and laughter.

In her past were sweet passages, in her future rosy hopes.

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

I can't read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.

I absolutely believe that when one goes on vacation, it should be pure decadence.

The next time someone uses denial of citizenship as a weapon or brandishes the special status conferred upon him by the accident of birth, ask him this: What have you done lately to earn it?

Inexperienced girls flatter themselves with the notion that it is in their power to make a man happy.

The General hopes and trusts that every officer and man will endeavor to live and act as becomes a Christian soldier defending the dearest rights and liberties of his country.

Men are so constituted that every one undertakes what he sees another successful in, whether he has aptitude for it or not.

This devil loves mankind because men are going to always make the choice that will send him into ascendancy. He's been winning the game for a long time.