I have a pretty major problem with a language where one of the most common variables has the name $_

Passion is a Horse Given to Us to Discipline.

I think the best shaped box ever on earth is a coffin which can be handmade to escort the forever numb-hands.

Virtue is its own punishment.

I'm a big fan of the young 1950s Elvis when he would just go onstage and control the whole environment.

I don't know why I don't watch the Oscars. It's not bitterness or anything; it just seems weird.

Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.

A middling talent makes for a more serene life.

When England was a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now we're a country, and we have Margaret Thatcher.

Oh the wild joys of living! The leaping from rock to rock ... the cool silver shock of the plunge in a pool's living waters.

I sing, I clean house, I write poetry. I cry. And I tell everyone I can, "I Believe in YOU."